The Longest Game Ever 2

Don'tdownloadthisgame,it'sterrible.Andwaytoodifficultforyou.

WhydoyouthinkitiscalledTheLongestGameEver?Becauseitislong,superhardandwithtonsofcontent.
Nohumanhaseverfinishedit,andit'snotarandomguylikeyouwhowillchangethat!

Iam7805j,themostsophisticatedArtificialIntelligenceintheworld.Ifyoustilldecidetoplaymygame,Iwilldoeverythinginmypowertomakeyougiveup!

Features:
*MegalomaniacAIwhothinkshe'sbetterthanyou
*NastyNPCswhowillmakeyoufeelmiserable
*Half-bakedmini-gameswithpoorgraphics
*Thousandsoflevelsofcontentinthemainstoryline
*Ascendtothetopofthegloballeaderboardasyouprogressthroughthegame
*CompetewithyourfriendsontheFacebookleaderboard
*Unlockdozensofachievementsanddiscoversecretachievementsandeastereggs
*CollaboratewithavibrantcommunityofplayersonDiscordorReddittosolvethemostcomplexriddles

TLGE2isanythingbutacasualgame.Itisanexerciseintedium,interspersedwithoccasionaltrivia,puzzles,guessinggames,bomberman,andtappymadness.Youwillbeconstantlymockedandbelittledby7805j,yettheaddictivenessoftherankingswillkeepyoumasochisticallycarryingon.
Callingit"TheWorstGameEver"wouldhavebeenjustasaccurate.

Note:thisgamerequiresaninternetconnectiontoplan,andtosigninthroughyourGoogleaccount.Thisenableskeyfunctionalitiessuchastheliveleaderboard,storageofyourprogressandfrauddetection.
Wetrytominimizetheamountofpersonalinformationwecollectthroughthisprocess,butGoogleautomaticallyshareswithusyouremailaddressandthenameyoudefinedinyourGoogleaccount.Wekeepthisdataprivateandsecure,onlyyourpseudonymisvisibletootherplayers.Youmayfindmoreinformationinourprivacypolicy.

MadeinLausanne,Switzerland.