*EmuWarUpdate*
ThemosthistoricallyaccurategameaboutemuwaronGooglePlay(likethereisanyother)
Theworldisindanger,riotersrioting,terroriststerrorising,zombieszombieing.AmericatheWorldPolicejustinviteyoutobehissidekick.OnlyYOU,cansavetheworldandbringworldpeace,becauseyouarethechosenone,youaretheonewithpassionandkindnessandthewillofjustice,andbecauseAmericalacksofapartnertodogoodcopbadcopstuff.So,let'spressthenuclearbutton,andneutralizeallevilnations,forJUSTICE!!!
Thegameplayissimple,yourolltheearthtofindcountrieswithproblems,andthenattackthemuntiltheyhavenoproblem.Youhavetodoitbeforeglobalhappinessorpopulationgettoolow.Youcanchoose3weapons(totally13fornow)inonegame.
YoulovePolandball?Thenyouwilllovethisgame.
==Q/A==
Q:WhyisPolandflagupsidedown?
A:BecausePolandisupsidedown.
Q:Whatdoyoumean"Polandisupsidedown"?
A:NextQuestion.
Q:WhyisIsraelabox?
A:BecauseofJewishPhysics.
Q:Thisgameisoffensive.
A:Thisisnotaquestion.