GoatSimulator:Paydayisthemostcriminallyrealisticgoatsimulationyet!Starring4newmainthugs-Aflyingflamingo,awheelchairingdolphin,aspittingcamelandagoatthat’sjustreallyhandsome.
UsePRANKNET©tofindyournewcrewsomesmash&grabheists,thenblastawayyourstolencashondifferentthings.Mostlymasks.Okayonlymasks.
Dodgethepolicebystealinganddrivingotherpeople’scars,becauseit’stooexpensivetobuyyourown.
-FOURAWESOMENEWMAINGOATS,seriouslytheseguysarelikethey’refromanAlPancakemovie.
-Onecanflyandcontrolpeople'sbrains,anothercanclimbanysurfacewithawheelchairandathirdcanspitwaterthatitstoresinit’sback.Disgusting.
-PRANKNET-adatabasefilledwithstupid“jobs”foryourcrewtodo.Butwhocares.Theypaywell.
-Buymaskstodisguiseyouridentitysothatthepolicewon’tcatchyou.Orjusttolookcool.
-Therearelike14newmutatorstounlock.I’mnotevenkidding.Somany.
-DidIsaythatyoucanstealanddrivecars?